monkeysandplaybills: vgkait: shutupaubrey: parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids I feel like this ask should be a part of this post that’s literally the plot of spring awakening
causticmarionette: TO THE WALL
causticmarionette: TO THE WINDOW
rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told
Group high five for everyone who is unpopular both...
lolsofunny: (lol here!)
Freedom Bucket →
spockisinthetardis: lupinebrother: bigbigbigday006: spookyplaydate: halianfromplanetzork: digatisdi: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one: And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes. In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a...
lucifuh: OK I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE NOTICED ON GOOGLE BUT THERE WAS THIS THING SO I CLICKED IT RIGHT AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS PAGE AND I CLICKED THE FUCKING LINK AND I CLICKED SMELL AND THEN I PUT MY FACE ON THE SCREEN RIGHT AND IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK SO I CLICKED NEED HELP AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS SHIT STAINED PAGE FUCK YOU GOOGLE
I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in...
Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
justsaynope: italicss: for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new york city and his friend went up to him and pretended he was famous and asked for an autograph and then everybody looked at him like this I want to do this now.
Since They changed Philosopher's Stone to...
superpoisonivy: ehehehelokid: spudsexuall: Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man Harry Potter and The Hot Cup Harry Potter and The Bird Club Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood Harry Potter and Death it all makes sense now I’m crying.
cherryblossombarrage: brachiosaurs: improbablenormality: caraknightley: puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER! I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do. #the bruce banner of the sea